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A site of original and unoriginal content meant to entertain and inform. Out of Sight is edited by JJ O'Donoghue and William Hilderbrandt.

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If this site had to be summed up in one word and a preceding parenthetical phrase, then it would be (hopefully) entertaining. Think of it as an archive of some of the most interesting articles, videos, photography, and miscellany that JJ and William find online.

Presently the two have hopes of expanding the site to include some of their own work, and when they do just watch the hilarity ensue.

In the meantime please leave comments on posts - whether you like or dislike - and make suggestions as to what you want to see more of. For some of you it's more tits and ass, for others you prefer men with beards, and for one of you (you know who I am talking about) it's all about jam.

one more thing on out of sight

Out of sight is Will and JJ's attempt to get noticed and invited on daytime TV or any Fox TV show. Before out of sight, there was rich and creamy, a hugely popular blog for spammers who wanted to sell us penis enhancing products. They were wasting their time.

But to stick to the augmentation analogy, out of sight at its best is a brain enhancing website. That's a radical statement guys.

What you'll find on the site is a ménage à trois of humour, skepticism, intelligence and titilation. We really enjoy comments and recommendations and we hope to build up a community of followers so that we then add a subscription wall and take on the Financial Times or Playboy. Or just get jobs with them.

who is this stud william?

William lives in Paris. At the start of 2009 he left London and all his friends and his bad job to come to France, where he hardly speaks the language, to be with his girlfriend. Officially he is very happy to finally be living with her but occasionally he does get nostalgic for London.

He grew up in the US - Oklahoma (please do not hum the musical!) - and studied philosophy before going to London for a Master's in journalism. His work has not been published by the best in the industry, such as The New York Times, The Atlantic Monthly, The Economist, Mother Jones, McSweeney's, and many, many more.

Currently he is freelancing at radio and TV gigs, slowly acquiring technical skills he hopes he can eventually use to make documentary and feature films that one day will not be produced by some of the world's best film studios.

who is this wise guy jj?

Quite early on in life JJ discovered that he was a fabricator. In 2006 his mum and dad invited him to leave their home in Cork, Ireland and head for London, where he now resides, to shake up the city. He cycles hard, drinks hard and blogs harder. You get the picture.

Currently he's alive, and, like most people his age he's 29. He longs for the day Japan get's moved right next to Ireland, and that Cork wins the world series in hurling. More than anything else he want's a book deal. Failing that a decent sandwich with French mustard, mayonnaise and Ballymaloe relish in it.

24 June 09

This video, entitled A banana scaring the crap out of people, is aptly named. Good stuff.

Tags: video humour food
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18 June 09
A mapple of the world. Because sometimes I’m a sucker for tabloid captions.
Via: thinkupstudio:

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Kevin Van Aelst «  Cakehead Loves Evil
日本が見えない…

A mapple of the world. Because sometimes I’m a sucker for tabloid captions.

Via: thinkupstudio:

gkojax:

fujimogn:

ilikedginger:

Kevin Van Aelst «  Cakehead Loves Evil

日本が見えない…

Reblogged: thinkupstudio

Tags: map food humour
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Posted: 1:06 PM
My grandmother told me that you should never play with your food. She wouldn’t be too happy with Pierre Javelle and Akiko Ida then, who have placed little people in all types of gastronomical surroundings. More photos here. Actually she couldn’t stand cameras, so this duo would be up there with the Black and Tans.

My grandmother told me that you should never play with your food. She wouldn’t be too happy with Pierre Javelle and Akiko Ida then, who have placed little people in all types of gastronomical surroundings. More photos here. Actually she couldn’t stand cameras, so this duo would be up there with the Black and Tans.

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17 June 09
I once gave up soda pop (soda, cola, coke, fizzy drinks not named Perrier) for four years and I felt fantastic. The theory was that they were my daily vice and if I gave them up then I’d be able to run farther and faster and worry about my teeth less. And the theory worked but I fell off the wagon and have been guzzling down the slimy, sugary stuff of late. Then I stumbled upon Sugar Stacks and am finding myself re-inspired to quit sodas…but not beer (I’m not masochistic, after all). Take a look around Sugar Stacks - interesting nutritional information.

I once gave up soda pop (soda, cola, coke, fizzy drinks not named Perrier) for four years and I felt fantastic. The theory was that they were my daily vice and if I gave them up then I’d be able to run farther and faster and worry about my teeth less. And the theory worked but I fell off the wagon and have been guzzling down the slimy, sugary stuff of late. Then I stumbled upon Sugar Stacks and am finding myself re-inspired to quit sodas…but not beer (I’m not masochistic, after all). Take a look around Sugar Stacks - interesting nutritional information.

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8 June 09
As part of my ongoing process to turn Japanese, which includes growing smaller - kidding - I cooked up a Japanese curry (pictured above) yesterday evening while William was meeting potential Out of Sight investors on the Mediterranean. Sabine, one of the finest jam makers in all of Islington, sampled some. Her one word deliberation; “Great.”
I’m available to give talks on what goes into making a Japanese Japanese curry. Contact my publishers.

As part of my ongoing process to turn Japanese, which includes growing smaller - kidding - I cooked up a Japanese curry (pictured above) yesterday evening while William was meeting potential Out of Sight investors on the Mediterranean. Sabine, one of the finest jam makers in all of Islington, sampled some. Her one word deliberation; “Great.”

I’m available to give talks on what goes into making a Japanese Japanese curry. Contact my publishers.

Tags: japan food curry
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29 May 09

So, I was thinking about it the other day. What probably separates us from the rest of the animal world is tough to figure out. I mean, researchers used to think it was our enjoyment of sex, our ability to speak, a sense of humour, and art but all of these traits have since been found within other species. Well, on Monday (May 25th) humankind showed what makes it so bloody great to be human - the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling festival.

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26 May 09

Supposedly this is a Hungarian sausage commercial circa the 1980s. But in my opinion, how can there be such genius advertising way back when? This is the good stuff. Each discipline has an era that is considered a low-point. Many think architecture in the 60s and 70s was awful but nowadays those buildings are some of the most distinctive to look at. Apparently, the 80s was a similar era for advertising in Hungary. [via Why, That’s Delightful!]

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20 May 09
Note where Japan and Korea are and then look at the position of the US.
Via ninakix:
Catherine Rampell over at the NYT Economix blog, created this graph of the average time spent eating in various countries, measured against the country’s obesity rate. She noticed originally that the French seemed to have a low obesity rate, despite the fact that they spent a lot of time eating. I’ve always been a horrendously slow eater, but I actually think, for whatever reason, it’s been good for my health. Something about eating slow limits the amount of food you eat, and makes you savor what you do eat.

Note where Japan and Korea are and then look at the position of the US.

Via ninakix:

Catherine Rampell over at the NYT Economix blog, created this graph of the average time spent eating in various countries, measured against the country’s obesity rate. She noticed originally that the French seemed to have a low obesity rate, despite the fact that they spent a lot of time eating. I’ve always been a horrendously slow eater, but I actually think, for whatever reason, it’s been good for my health. Something about eating slow limits the amount of food you eat, and makes you savor what you do eat.

Reblogged: ninakix

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17 May 09
This was dinner one night this month for me and the Tomomster. Admittedly she ate more than me, but Japanese are like that. I wonder why we don’t eat more raw fish? Now I know why you’ll never see goldfish bowels in Japanese houses.

This was dinner one night this month for me and the Tomomster. Admittedly she ate more than me, but Japanese are like that. I wonder why we don’t eat more raw fish? Now I know why you’ll never see goldfish bowels in Japanese houses.

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30 March 09

Oooooh. I don’t know what to say. Carl’s Jr is nasty but Padma Lakshmi is delicious. If you’re not familiar with her, she’s a cook and an actress but more famous for being Salman Rushdie’s ex-wife. Anyway, I am blabbing. Just watch the video.

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11 March 09

This is the full-length video on the making of Burger King’s latest ad campaign: a taste test between the Whopper and the BIg Mac with people who have never eaten a hamburger before. The nearly 8-minute long video also goes into the methodology behind finding these people and conducting the taste test. Sure there are some elements of cultural imperialism in bringing a mini-broiler into the remote places, but at the same time there’s something genuinely warm about this video (I hope it’s not just the good production and nice music that entrances me). Maybe hamburgers can bring peace to the world, solve the Middle East, kick ass against the economic crisis, and with right tights and cape the hamburger could even become a worthy sidekick to Obama.

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8 March 09
Pineapple supreme, what Tomomi ate on Saturday.

Pineapple supreme, what Tomomi ate on Saturday.

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3 March 09
Aw, yes, French bread. Such a proud tradition, and I have to admit the stuff is good. I was taken back when I recently learned some of the bakeries emit a perfume of fresh bread to lure customers in. Still, you gotta love good crust when you can get it. This lady was proud to show her best for me.

Aw, yes, French bread. Such a proud tradition, and I have to admit the stuff is good. I was taken back when I recently learned some of the bakeries emit a perfume of fresh bread to lure customers in. Still, you gotta love good crust when you can get it. This lady was proud to show her best for me.

Tags: bread food bakery
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26 February 09

Fashion food

The cool kids in LA are eating some crazy fusion food. ‘Fusion’ is the enfant terrible of labelling words. I mean if you mixed milk and cereal, would you call it a fusion? No. You’d call it breakfast. Anyway back to LA where the hipsters are munching on Korean tacos filled with kimchi. I’ll let the IHT take over here:

After obsessively checking the Twitter postings of the Korean taco maker to see where the truck will park next, they begin lining up - throngs of college students, club habitués, couples on dates and guys having conversations about spec scripts.

And they wait, sometimes beyond an hour, all for the pleasure of spicy bites of pork, chicken or tofu soaked in red chili flake vinaigrette, short ribs doused in sesame-chili salsa roja or perhaps a blood sausage sautéed with kimchi, all of it wrapped in a soft taco shell.

One man overheard on his cellphone as he waited in line on a recent night said it best: “It’s like this Korean Mexican fusion thing of crazy deliciousness.”

Kimchi, pickled cabbage really, takes a bit of getting used to. However, I recommend sticking with it. One of my favourite foods in Japan was a kimchi pizza. Oishii!

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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh